Chlam’ on Your ‘Stick’

dammit…

Climb on Your ‘Stick’

dammit again…

it’s Clam on Your ‘Stick’

It’s like ages since I last wrote about software review. Now here it goes.

Chlamydia is one heck of Sexually Transmitted Infection you don’t want your ‘junk’ to come into contact with. But this is the type of Clam you want in your ‘stick’ *if you know what I mean*

Shake it off your perverted mind, I was talking about UTI, USB Transmitted Infection.

You see, my mysophobia extend beyond physical germs, it entered the realm of germs which existence merely made of computer codes that intended to make your life a living hell. Losing all your bits and bytes of works and collections; archives of digital belongings etc.

I rather have a antivirus-laden slow-response RAM-deprived computer than be infected by viruses, spyware, worms, trojans, backdoors, and myriads of other online or offline malicious ‘beings’ that existence purpose is to leave you heartbroken and depressed, particularly if you in a relationship with a laptop (like some people) *eyes rolled-up, looking somewhere else and whistle*

The things about USB Drive is, it is made to be portable, mobile and promiscuous. You simply plug it in any USB port and you are at risk of getting infected if the host computer is. You are subsequently risking yours once you plug that stick in your PC USB port. Leave it at that, what about your works in that particular ‘stick’? Those you have not yet copy to your PC. If your PC antivirus was known to be aggressive like Kaspersky, it simply delete them no question ask, no non-sense entertain. That if you have antivirus at all.

I am pretty satisfied with how secure my computer is, relying on AVG 2012 (Free) and AVIRA (Free) assisted by IObit Malware Fighter (previously known as IObit Security 360) (read my previous review HERE). But I wouldn’t want to risk it. Better save than sorry my friend. Prevention and prophylaxis is better than crying over spilled milk, deleted infected files, terminally-ill unresponsive PC. I had my share on that, so I wont let it happen to me again. The pain of losing your digital belongings and watch your PC simply die on you, it’s sickening.

By this paragraph you can trust on me for making simple review a mouthful. I am bad at making a point straight. Then again, point is never straight. It’s round. You can make a straight line between two points though. Plural game is no fun.

Back to business…

You should no longer worry, you can now safeguard your USB Drive with ClamWin Portable. A protection you can carry with your USB drive. It can scan your ‘stick’ and other computer for malware by just plugging it.

Let say you wanted to copy something from ‘high-risk’ PC that you know may harbor collections of infections judging by how ‘badly-used’ the USB port is (I’m trying my best not to picture it in a nasty way, so should you).

With ClamWin, you can scan other computer using an antivirus program on your USB, it’s like having a ‘stick’ with condom on layered with spermicide + antiseptic.

Ok, bad analogy, move along.

You can help rid other computers off its malwares while prevented it from getting into your ‘stick’. In a human world, it’s like doing a ‘charity f**k’, pardon my enthusiasm.

Point said, you can scan other computer before making any further action, so when ClamWin find it safe, you can move to second or third base do the transfer. Your ‘stick’ is spared, so did your ‘wife PC’ at home when you decided to plug your ‘stick’ on her.

Goddammit, this review cannot get any nastier.

So let just end it here

Why does it called ClamWin, because its logo is a Clam, not just an ordinary clam, it’s a winning clam. Well, ‘Win’ is actually stands for Window. It only works on PC running on Window OS, because Apple OS don’t get infected, duh.

BTW, it can also be used on external hard disk or any other USB data storage device.

Now you have a reason to be proud having a clam on your ‘stick’.

You can download and read review about ClamWin Portable by clicking the ClamWin symbol below. It's a freeware. By 'free' means you lost your privilege to complain.