Down the Drain to the Sea

Life is not a picnic...

...if you don't bring sandwich

...that is blasphemous.

Well as typical as it seemed, hari-hari cuti sangat tak proportionate dengan productivity. Well that is the common notion UN Summit or Geneva Convention tak perlu bersidang untuk mengesahkan. Tengok saja graph di bawah yang dilukis ikhlas oleh saya.

Okey fine orang tergelincir tu adalah purposeful exaggeration...

but you get the point rite?

Masa-masa senggang yang banyak adalah bermakna waktu untuk minda berpeleseran instead of being stuffed with those beneficial things. Apalah ertinya cuti kalau we still trapped dengan kerja-kerja yang mengingatkan kita kepada waktu-wak tu tak cuti. Waktu inilah yang patut digunakan untuk menonton TV yang telah memohon fasakh kerana tidak ditonton sejak sekian lama. I mean figuratively.

As for me yang langsung tak menyambut Aidilfitri *lagi* tahun ni. Like seriously memang takde suasana raya langsung. Cuti adalah masa untuk memutar belitkan circadian rhythm dan marathon series My Name Is Earl and being mesmerized by Patty the Daytime Hooker *sambil diperhatikan oleh residential jin nama Mutalib yang duduk bawah sinki makan sisa sampah (horror story)*

While everybody is busy uploading their raya picture, (a neo-modern subculture since the invention of social networking site such Friendster *deep sigh* and Facebook) saya adalah orang itu yang check album raya adik saya dan mendapati saya ada spontaneous amnesia sebab dah tak kenal dengan adik-adik sepupu yang dulunya kecil sekarang dah mencakar langit. I mean seriously, sejak dah 3 kali raya celebrated as hermit. They really are growing to be a fine (in my case, doubtfully) men and women. That is tak termasuk lagi sepupu-sepupu baru yang sure tak kenal nama dan anak kepada pakcik or makcik yang mana.

Seriously, I am that in need for update. So I can predict that someday when i finally go home. I will have so much trouble remembering all my relatives. And that will be much bigger insult to them than me.

Now back to the topic of leisure-time productivity, my Obstetrics and Gynecology two case write-ups that supposedly submitted by next week belum lagi siap. Yes my beloved junior, you need to get used to them. It is like doing thesis every posting sans viva or presentation. You need to get used of doing powerpoint-based case presentation and seminar every week plus impromptu -if not scripted- bedside presentation, the logbook, clinical diary and shizz like that. If you have not figure it out yet, let me welcome you with caps lock laden greeting.

WELCOME TO THE CLINICAL PART OF MEDICAL SCHOOL

...and have at it

So Salam Merdeka Raya Aidifitri.

Maafkan Zahir (anak Mak Jah) dan Tok Batin (suku Semai)

"Minal Aidil Wal-faijin Pak" iklan Mee Sedap