Heartstrings

I have no appendix, meaning I am legally handicapped that made me eligible for handicapped parking.

I have weak capillaries that easily break and I bruised easily. If you think that fucked up, wait till you see my heart, it pretty much a lost cause to resuscitate.

Them wisdom teeth, are my Achilles tendon. I know it is anatomically messed-up, just go with it.

Intolerance to lactose. Diarrhea, cramps, flatulence. Dairy products give me breakouts. But I just dig cheese and cheesecake, the only exception because they were reduced lactose.

I like chocolate but I could never finish the whole bar. It will ended up waste. There’s a primal need for me to save for later days. Maybe I have an ant genes in me.

Peanuts give me breakouts. But I still eat them because I’m a masochist.

I eat supplements but I don’t like eating medicine. I don’t believe in treating myself of sickness. I let my systems figure their way out, so they’ll not turned to be brat. Thus, I never seek attention for my prolonged toothache, it just subsided by itself. Cavity does me no care. I never take NSAID or aspirin for my excruciating headache, I like to endure them. I am just too fond of pain. I don’t treat my cold and runny nose, I gave those clarinase to others. I don’t treat my fever and sore throat; I just drink lots of water. It such a waste killing your normal flora by consuming antibiotic. I am pro-commensal. If I have diarrhea, I let it runs its course.

Sleep deprived gave me redneck (literally) and pale face.

I am verbally corrosive and non-chalant. I have one patent facial expression. Smiling is hard to come by, waste of kilojoule.

I don’t trust people easily. I don’t make friend easily. I am board certified unfriendly. I find it hard to tolerate bratty people. I hate people like breathing, meaning it is mandatory to keep O2 sat at 99%.

So here’s more reasons to hate me. Save your time. It’s not worth knowing me. I am thriving on hatred and surviving on revenge. I’ll pull on your heartstrings (read: chordae tendinae) just because I like how it snap.

Wow…that such a comeback entry ain’t it?